Campaign Speech

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Jumped out of the 2 nd floor of a record store

With a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder

In Ecuador with Edward Norton

Witness the metamorphosis

Of a legend growing like an expert swordsman

From the hessian war and

Hence the origin of the headless horseman

Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan

Endless source and reservoir

Of extension cords in dresser drawers

And deadbolts on the bedroom doors

And ***ual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin

Excellent boyfriend

Use intercourse to settle scores

With women who have been vendettas towards men

****head is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin

Reddish torn and they're only being fed a portion

Bed sores and sore shins

Pregnant whores can get abortions

Fetish for sticking metal forks in self absorption

Skeletor I went to hell and fell a floor

A predator I'm headed for competitors

Better warn 'em what I lack in tact and a set of morals

I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store

Stegosaurus chuck norris with a thesaurus

Yes of course a mess of warrants

You want some come and get some boys

I'm giving daniel pantaleo a refresher course

On excessive force and pressure points

And dressing george zimmerman in a fluorescent orange

Dress and four inch heels to address the court

With a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso

Or left on the doorsteps of trayvon's dad as a present for him

In my present form I'm desert storm

Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for

Aggressive forceful and less remorseful in every morsel

Unpleasant horrible hello gorgeous

The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus

Met a contortionist said when you wanna get ***ual

She said however I fit in your schedule I'm flexible

Expired tags on the saturn got catherine bach

In the back in daisy dukes with the hazards on

At a traffic stop getting harassed sign an autograph

For this ******* cop's daughter

Laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it

He spat on it and brought it back looking half in shock

Had a heart attack and dropped dead

Started falling back with it

And got slapped with a colin kaepernick practice sock

One ball and half a **** apple watch

Crack front axle walked in a bass pro shop with david hasselhoff

Pulled tabasco sauce out of my satchel

Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and

Asked if they had a laughing stock

That was ******* stupid

You got it twisted all 'cause I offered this *****

A doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic

***** get to massaging this ****

Like spas in this ***** slob on it with gobs of lipstick

Got a shopping list for you to run some odds and ends with

It's not a ***** on this earth I can be monogamous with

She's non existent

Robin thicke with a throbbing **** on some suave and slick ****

But I shout derogatives at ******* like ******* missile launches

Misfit blond and nitwit

Like I've gone ballistic with a frosting tip kit

Screamed I hate blondes and became one I'm optimistic

Love to start ****

Shoving clark kent's undergarments in the glove compartment

Of the bucket bumping bubba sparxxx

I'm double parking up at targets trouble 'causer a double crosser

Shadiest ********** you'll ever come across

Olympic gymnast been known for some assaults

A couple lawsuits enough to cause a stomach ulcer

Same damn brain scan results as rainman's is

Something's off but when dusting hoffman's

Dressing up in your mummy costume

On stage dancing to brain damage what's the problem

Nothing's wrong the name brand is back to reclaim status

Run the faucet I'ma dunk

A bunch of trump supporters underwater

Snuck up on 'em in ray bans in a gray van with a spray tan

It's a wrap like an ace bandage

Don't give a **** persona to my last dna strand

E j in the waistband at the vmas with the stagehand

She wants kielbasa pre arrange an escape plan

Three inch blade on point like a see and say

Consider me a dangerous man

But you should be afraid of this dang candidate

You say trump don't kiss ass like a puppet

'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'

And that's what you wanted

A ******* loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button

Who doesn't have to answer to no one great idea

If I was president

Getting off is the first order of business

Once I get in office

Second thing that'll make me happy's walking up to uncle sam

Naked laughing **** cupped in hand

Screaming **** safe ***

Throw a latex and an aids test at him

Tell congress I run this land

And I want the rubber banned and make it snappy

Addiction to friction and static

Addict who can't escape the habit

Continue to chase the dragon

But as fate would have it I walked up in major magics

Dressed as the maintenance man

In a laser tag vest and a racing jacket

With a gauge to blast it

And sped away in the station wagon

Stacey dash's and casey anthony's

Crazy asses in the backseat

Throwing stayfree pads at me

Dead passenger in the passenger seat

Unfasten the safety latches

And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard

I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires

'Finna get a murder case and catch it

Like you threw it at me encased in plastic

And send dylan roof through the windshield of the benz

Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feeling

Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peeling

And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar

Swing for the fence like prince fielder

Knock it into the upper peninsula

You wanna go against 'zilla the rap god

When will I quit never been realer

The in stiller of fear not even a scintilla of doubt

Whose pens iller than prince in a chinchilla

Or ben stiller in a suspense thriller

Revenge killer avenge syllable binge

Fill a syringe 'til I

Draw first blood

Even pop **** on my pop **** and it's popular

Couldn't be more awkwarder

Cause you're innocence I robbed you of

It's my fingers that got stuck up

Taught ya ta not give a

Slapstick hockey puck

The broad hunter with the sawed off

Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya

But I'm not gonna get the shotgun

Or the glock I'm gonna opt for the ox

Cause I'm into o**ects that are sharp when I shop

And it's not a shock I'm such an obnoxious ******

The rock hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought

This much of a ********** to go across the buttocks of

Vivica fox with a box cutter

That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned

I'm unrevealing quickly

My squabbles I'm grappling with your time traveling with me

Try and follow as I wobble relapse into history with a flask of the whiskey

Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles

Like what happened to Chris reeves' spine column

That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems

Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em

But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles

And why I haven't come back on these ******s who diss me is

More of a spectacular mystery than a ******* agatha christie crime novel

But my patience is wearing thin

Swear I been contemplating rubbing **** in your face 'til I smear it in

Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen

And never appear again

If you actually had ******* careers to end

But then I think of molly qerim and I steer 'em in that direction

And forget my ideas for them

Molly I'm gone off you

Man light some kush

You're my first take I'll nail you

Can't lie I gush

If I won you over you would be the grand prize

I'm entranced by your looks come and give the shady franchise a push

You can get it in the can like some anheuser busch

Jeans too small least three pant sizes tush

Mushed against your damn side your puss

And thighs are squished

What kind of attires that

I'm ready to be rode

Psychopath bet you we'll get it popping like a flat

Light the match to ignite the wrath

Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half

Piper chapmans might just have to picket me

Like a scab

Hard to describe in fact

Startling violent perhaps

Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that

And you aren't really surprised at that

But as far as these lines I rap

And these bars wouldn't dial it back if I star 69 ed the track

Why am I such a ****

Campaign SpeechLRC歌词

[00:00.01]Jumped out of the 2 nd floor of a record store

[00:02.75]With a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder

[00:05.69]In Ecuador with Edward Norton

[00:08.19]Witness the metamorphosis

[00:09.45]Of a legend growing like an expert swordsman

[00:11.83]From the hessian war and

[00:13.01]Hence the origin of the headless horseman

[00:15.05]Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan

[00:18.13]Endless source and reservoir

[00:20.62]Of extension cords in dresser drawers

[00:22.21]And deadbolts on the bedroom doors

[00:24.03]And ***ual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin

[00:26.85]Excellent boyfriend

[00:28.65]Use intercourse to settle scores

[00:30.27]With women who have been vendettas towards men

[00:32.11]****head is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin

[00:35.02]Reddish torn and they're only being fed a portion

[00:37.70]Bed sores and sore shins

[00:39.12]Pregnant whores can get abortions

[00:40.79]Fetish for sticking metal forks in self absorption

[00:43.49]Skeletor I went to hell and fell a floor

[00:45.74]A predator I'm headed for competitors

[00:48.00]Better warn 'em what I lack in tact and a set of morals

[00:50.78]I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store

[00:54.55]Stegosaurus chuck norris with a thesaurus

[00:57.27]Yes of course a mess of warrants

[00:59.00]You want some come and get some boys

[01:00.61]I'm giving daniel pantaleo a refresher course

[01:03.35]On excessive force and pressure points

[01:05.42]And dressing george zimmerman in a fluorescent orange

[01:07.72]Dress and four inch heels to address the court

[01:09.94]With a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso

[01:12.18]Or left on the doorsteps of trayvon's dad as a present for him

[01:17.28]In my present form I'm desert storm

[01:19.42]Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for

[01:22.50]Aggressive forceful and less remorseful in every morsel

[01:24.99]Unpleasant horrible hello gorgeous

[01:27.08]The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus

[01:31.02]Met a contortionist said when you wanna get ***ual

[01:34.32]She said however I fit in your schedule I'm flexible

[01:37.96]Expired tags on the saturn got catherine bach

[01:40.43]In the back in daisy dukes with the hazards on

[01:43.66]At a traffic stop getting harassed sign an autograph

[01:46.38]For this ******* cop's daughter

[01:48.00]Laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it

[01:50.16]He spat on it and brought it back looking half in shock

[01:53.05]Had a heart attack and dropped dead

[01:54.86]Started falling back with it

[01:56.30]And got slapped with a colin kaepernick practice sock

[01:59.94]One ball and half a **** apple watch

[02:02.99]Crack front axle walked in a bass pro shop with david hasselhoff

[02:06.78]Pulled tabasco sauce out of my satchel

[02:08.79]Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and

[02:12.27]Asked if they had a laughing stock

[02:15.15]That was ******* stupid

[02:17.14]You got it twisted all 'cause I offered this *****

[02:19.77]A doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic

[02:22.77]***** get to massaging this ****

[02:24.51]Like spas in this ***** slob on it with gobs of lipstick

[02:28.36]Got a shopping list for you to run some odds and ends with

[02:31.42]It's not a ***** on this earth I can be monogamous with

[02:34.38]She's non existent

[02:36.15]Robin thicke with a throbbing **** on some suave and slick ****

[02:39.66]But I shout derogatives at ******* like ******* missile launches

[02:42.97]Misfit blond and nitwit

[02:44.55]Like I've gone ballistic with a frosting tip kit

[02:47.26]Screamed I hate blondes and became one I'm optimistic

[02:51.68]Love to start ****

[02:52.97]Shoving clark kent's undergarments in the glove compartment

[02:55.85]Of the bucket bumping bubba sparxxx

[02:57.84]I'm double parking up at targets trouble 'causer a double crosser

[03:01.40]Shadiest ********** you'll ever come across

[03:03.67]Olympic gymnast been known for some assaults

[03:06.80]A couple lawsuits enough to cause a stomach ulcer

[03:09.62]Same damn brain scan results as rainman's is

[03:12.53]Something's off but when dusting hoffman's

[03:14.71]Dressing up in your mummy costume

[03:16.26]On stage dancing to brain damage what's the problem

[03:19.12]Nothing's wrong the name brand is back to reclaim status

[03:22.97]Run the faucet I'ma dunk

[03:24.24]A bunch of trump supporters underwater

[03:25.84]Snuck up on 'em in ray bans in a gray van with a spray tan

[03:29.31]It's a wrap like an ace bandage

[03:30.97]Don't give a **** persona to my last dna strand

[03:34.62]E j in the waistband at the vmas with the stagehand

[03:38.20]She wants kielbasa pre arrange an escape plan

[03:41.28]Three inch blade on point like a see and say

[03:44.01]Consider me a dangerous man

[03:45.80]But you should be afraid of this dang candidate

[03:49.05]You say trump don't kiss ass like a puppet

[03:51.45]'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'

[03:54.40]And that's what you wanted

[03:55.63]A ******* loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button

[03:58.22]Who doesn't have to answer to no one great idea

[04:02.55]If I was president

[04:04.58]Getting off is the first order of business

[04:07.66]Once I get in office

[04:09.56]Second thing that'll make me happy's walking up to uncle sam

[04:13.13]Naked laughing **** cupped in hand

[04:15.39]Screaming **** safe ***

[04:16.73]Throw a latex and an aids test at him

[04:18.69]Tell congress I run this land

[04:20.63]And I want the rubber banned and make it snappy

[04:24.33]Addiction to friction and static

[04:26.04]Addict who can't escape the habit

[04:27.72]Continue to chase the dragon

[04:29.23]But as fate would have it I walked up in major magics

[04:32.26]Dressed as the maintenance man

[04:33.92]In a laser tag vest and a racing jacket

[04:36.31]With a gauge to blast it

[04:37.53]And sped away in the station wagon

[04:39.64]Stacey dash's and casey anthony's

[04:41.69]Crazy asses in the backseat

[04:43.33]Throwing stayfree pads at me

[04:45.32]Dead passenger in the passenger seat

[04:47.41]Unfasten the safety latches

[04:48.74]And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard

[04:51.15]I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires

[04:53.96]'Finna get a murder case and catch it

[04:55.76]Like you threw it at me encased in plastic

[04:59.13]And send dylan roof through the windshield of the benz

[05:01.38]Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feeling

[05:03.53]Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peeling

[05:06.43]And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar

[05:08.34]Swing for the fence like prince fielder

[05:10.05]Knock it into the upper peninsula

[05:11.62]You wanna go against 'zilla the rap god

[05:13.87]When will I quit never been realer

[05:15.62]The in stiller of fear not even a scintilla of doubt

[05:18.35]Whose pens iller than prince in a chinchilla

[05:19.93]Or ben stiller in a suspense thriller

[05:22.20]Revenge killer avenge syllable binge

[05:24.13]Fill a syringe 'til I

[05:25.78]Draw first blood

[05:27.34]Even pop **** on my pop **** and it's popular

[05:30.73]Couldn't be more awkwarder

[05:32.35]Cause you're innocence I robbed you of

[05:33.99]It's my fingers that got stuck up

[05:35.83]Taught ya ta not give a

[05:37.61]Slapstick hockey puck

[05:39.47]The broad hunter with the sawed off

[05:41.01]Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya

[05:42.50]But I'm not gonna get the shotgun

[05:44.06]Or the glock I'm gonna opt for the ox

[05:45.86]Cause I'm into o**ects that are sharp when I shop

[05:48.22]And it's not a shock I'm such an obnoxious ******

[05:49.79]The rock hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought

[05:51.56]This much of a ********** to go across the buttocks of

[05:53.63]Vivica fox with a box cutter

[05:57.13]That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned

[05:59.74]I'm unrevealing quickly

[06:01.08]My squabbles I'm grappling with your time traveling with me

[06:04.66]Try and follow as I wobble relapse into history with a flask of the whiskey

[06:09.45]Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles

[06:12.30]Like what happened to Chris reeves' spine column

[06:15.40]That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems

[06:18.51]Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em

[06:21.35]But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles

[06:24.57]And why I haven't come back on these ******s who diss me is

[06:27.13]More of a spectacular mystery than a ******* agatha christie crime novel

[06:32.25]But my patience is wearing thin

[06:33.94]Swear I been contemplating rubbing **** in your face 'til I smear it in

[06:37.47]Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen

[06:39.81]And never appear again

[06:41.23]If you actually had ******* careers to end

[06:44.77]But then I think of molly qerim and I steer 'em in that direction

[06:47.98]And forget my ideas for them

[06:51.05]Molly I'm gone off you

[06:52.64]Man light some kush

[06:54.19]You're my first take I'll nail you

[06:56.09]Can't lie I gush

[06:57.63]If I won you over you would be the grand prize

[06:59.92]I'm entranced by your looks come and give the shady franchise a push

[07:03.95]You can get it in the can like some anheuser busch

[07:07.11]Jeans too small least three pant sizes tush

[07:09.66]Mushed against your damn side your puss

[07:11.64]And thighs are squished

[07:13.50]What kind of attires that

[07:15.15]I'm ready to be rode

[07:16.52]Psychopath bet you we'll get it popping like a flat

[07:20.43]Light the match to ignite the wrath

[07:22.21]Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half

[07:25.24]Piper chapmans might just have to picket me

[07:28.37]Like a scab

[07:30.29]Hard to describe in fact

[07:31.69]Startling violent perhaps

[07:33.02]Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that

[07:36.44]And you aren't really surprised at that

[07:38.25]But as far as these lines I rap

[07:39.78]And these bars wouldn't dial it back if I star 69 ed the track

[07:44.61]Why am I such a ****