ShadyXV

ShadyXV文本歌词

I'm liable to start a violent

spark with a silent thought

I disgust you like dialogue

from The Shop to The Wired Frog

Night club, *******t,

I was taught if your CD's on fire

You had to put it out yourself

like Highland Park,

no fire department

So you might not hear sirens at all

But don't be alarmed

if I sound off

Something just ain't right with me, dawg

A martyr on a private charter,

whose life could be harder?

Widely regarded highly, bite me,

sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded

But tonight I'm starting *******t,

I'm feeling self righteous

I might just hop in a mosh pit on some

Mike Tyson and Pac *******t

Looking to box with anybody,

disorderly conduct

I'll ******* around and snort a key

and pick a fight with a locksmith

Fan of the LOX, bananas,

manic, I'm going in shock

Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet

Panic attack

cause I'm claustrophobic

No, *******,

I mean I can't maneuver

from movement

Cause I have no room for improvement

I'm practically squashed,

unpacked it and boxed it

Toxic, hands are arsenic,

flammable bars, examine the content

Bar exam, start of insanity

Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson

Animal snarls, cannibal jaws

Shark mandibles,

lambs to the slaughter

Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking

Anthony Hopkins

with his hands in his pockets

Black out, Zach Galifianakis,

gallons of Vodka

But that gal has some knockers

I bet you they ring a bell

when I come back

and I'm conscious

What happened, doc?

I passed out again

Alcohol's making me

break into vacant's naked

Stole a Magnum box

and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun

Fell asleep watching Fear Factor

and Scare Tactics

Too close to the StairMaster

Poked a hole in the air

mattress and popped it

Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover

No underwear,

grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it

Air Max in my closet,

preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich

And the cross stitching is a cross mixing

Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,

giraffe and a dolphin

been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,

drop ******es

Swatch watches and sneakers

matches with the Parkers

But it's like being overstaffed

at a boxing gym

With all these trainers,

but I don't have any boxers

And I'm standing here naked,

hangover, still wasted

Like paper you write raps on,

obnoxious

Yo, why does it always sound

like I'm grabbing my nostrils?

******* that, I'll battle 'em all,

I'll battle a mall

I'll stand there

and yell that at a wall

Until the mannequin doll scatter

and the inanimate o**ects

That I'm battering all shatter and fall

Cause I hear the track

and I'm starting to get ******* amped

I'mma spark plug,

I'm like the car

with the cables hooked up

to my ******* back, I'm a Duracell

But I sure as hell got it backwards

cause y'all could get jumped

And I'd catch the battery charge, but

I got a hunch like your back

when it's arching

When I start attacking your squadron

You'll feel like MasterCard

when I'm charging

So take a swipe at me,

I'm coming straight at you

Like Clay Matthews

from the Green Bay Packers

So get the sack of Wisconsin

That's nutbag that I'm talking,

who am I kidding?

You *******s are all gonna do my bidding

Don't get dragged to the auction

Neiman Marcus,

bags of Vuitton and all

I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,

just watch this

Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass

See how mad you act

when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave

In a ******* taxi cab to go shopping

Affable guy next door is laughable

My next whore's gonna

have mechanical arms

That'll jack me off

with a lotion dispenser

with a motion sensor

No emotion hence

I guess this sick ******* dies hard

I got a Magic Johnson

It's like a Magic Wand allows me

to not let a blonde arouse me

If Ronda Rousey was on the couch

with the condoms out

Holding a thousand Magnums

at once to pounce me

I'll laugh in response to

how she dances and flaunts it around me

Her flat little badonkadonk

is bouncing around

And all I see is Paulie Malign now,

she's slaughterhouse in a blouse

And Madonna with mud on her,

God dammit I am misogynist

I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,

throw her off a balcony

Just so happens she's fond of algae

Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete

Complete lack of responsibility

Half you *******s ain't strong

enough to pick up a spirit

*******t, you fags couldn't shoplift

at a thrift shop

But I let the track lift 'em up,

boost the energy

Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,

but my thing is this now

Five-finger discount

Been rapping so long

I've been killing this *******t, it's easy

Kidnapping your mom

cause I'm still in this *******, thievery

Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,

Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit

(\"Em\") Paul was scared that

if I went back to the blonde

I might relapse, get on some bull*******t

Perhaps I'll launch some cracker

taunts at Action Bronson

Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth

And have some back and forths

And record a wack response

to Kendrick Lamar's \"Control\" verse

And perform \"Fack\" in concert

Yo, I put that *******t on a greatest hits album

Now that was awesome

It takes some massive *******

to do some *******t like that

Sometimes I have to ponder

why people are like

(I'll stick around)

And put up with my crap so long for

What's the attraction, mama?

Is it the fact that I'm a walking,

talking, actual quadruple entendre

Or the pointy nose

that's pointing at you, mama?

Who knows at this point,

it's always poking so meh

Still get along with this voice

cause that's the monster

So do-si-do with a sociopath,

everyone who knows me knows that

What they don't know is the fact Rihanna

calls me Pinocchio, meh

She loves the way I lie

Sits on my face

and waits for my nose to grow

Pathological liar,

oh, why am I such an *******

That my disguise is pants,

but they on fire

So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna,

cut the track off

Sabotage Christmas,

crap in your stocking

I'm wrapping up all the presents

In ******* camouflage

so you can't even find 'em

Jack Santa Claus,

snap Rudolph's antlers off

Wrap his schnoz in gauze

bandage and blind him

Blowing the head gasket at Bed,

Bath and Beyond

Put the basket back

while the bath salt packets are gone, I

Know you really tired of me

sampling Billy Squier

But classic rock acid rap is the genre

Got Slash on guitar,

spla*******ng Bizarre,

Thrasher and Aerosmith

And I'm a spectacular archer,

feed count Dracula Chocula

Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan

Bandwagoners,

I'm kicking the damn stragglers off

ShadyXVLRC歌词

[00:05.22]I'm liable to start a violent

[00:06.41]spark with a silent thought

[00:07.61]I disgust you like dialogue

[00:09.10]from The Shop to The Wired Frog

[00:10.44]Night club, *******t,

[00:11.02]I was taught if your CD's on fire

[00:12.70]You had to put it out yourself

[00:13.79]like Highland Park,

[00:14.60]no fire department

[00:15.67]So you might not hear sirens at all

[00:17.20]But don't be alarmed

[00:18.04]if I sound off

[00:19.06]Something just ain't right with me, dawg

[00:20.77]A martyr on a private charter,

[00:22.08]whose life could be harder?

[00:22.96]Widely regarded highly, bite me,

[00:24.28]sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded

[00:25.85]But tonight I'm starting *******t,

[00:27.03]I'm feeling self righteous

[00:28.02]I might just hop in a mosh pit on some

[00:29.71]Mike Tyson and Pac *******t

[00:30.84]Looking to box with anybody,

[00:32.20]disorderly conduct

[00:33.03]I'll ******* around and snort a key

[00:34.62]and pick a fight with a locksmith

[00:35.96]Fan of the LOX, bananas,

[00:37.08]manic, I'm going in shock

[00:38.24]Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet

[00:39.56]Panic attack

[00:40.09]cause I'm claustrophobic

[00:40.64]

[00:41.22]No, *******,

[00:41.79]I mean I can't maneuver

[00:42.67]from movement

[00:43.05]Cause I have no room for improvement

[00:44.78]I'm practically squashed,

[00:45.86]unpacked it and boxed it

[00:46.92]Toxic, hands are arsenic,

[00:48.25]flammable bars, examine the content

[00:50.35]Bar exam, start of insanity

[00:51.58]Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson

[00:53.78]

[00:54.37]Animal snarls, cannibal jaws

[00:55.79]Shark mandibles,

[00:56.45]lambs to the slaughter

[00:57.44]Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking

[00:59.05]Anthony Hopkins

[00:59.71]with his hands in his pockets

[01:01.05]

[01:03.27]Black out, Zach Galifianakis,

[01:04.86]gallons of Vodka

[01:05.52]But that gal has some knockers

[01:07.05]I bet you they ring a bell

[01:08.08]when I come back

[01:08.69]and I'm conscious

[01:09.47]

[01:10.12]What happened, doc?

[01:10.72]I passed out again

[01:11.48]Alcohol's making me

[01:12.09]break into vacant's naked

[01:13.10]Stole a Magnum box

[01:14.15]and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun

[01:16.09]Fell asleep watching Fear Factor

[01:17.14]and Scare Tactics

[01:17.68]Too close to the StairMaster

[01:19.03]Poked a hole in the air

[01:20.37]mattress and popped it

[01:21.51]Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover

[01:23.18]No underwear,

[01:23.85]grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it

[01:25.77]Air Max in my closet,

[01:26.85]preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich

[01:28.65]And the cross stitching is a cross mixing

[01:30.44]Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,

[01:31.73]giraffe and a dolphin

[01:32.98]been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,

[01:34.98]drop ******es

[01:35.65]Swatch watches and sneakers

[01:36.81]matches with the Parkers

[01:37.73]But it's like being overstaffed

[01:38.74]at a boxing gym

[01:40.32]With all these trainers,

[01:41.03]but I don't have any boxers

[01:42.17]And I'm standing here naked,

[01:43.57]hangover, still wasted

[01:44.62]Like paper you write raps on,

[01:46.06]obnoxious

[01:46.79]Yo, why does it always sound

[01:48.68]like I'm grabbing my nostrils?

[01:50.06]******* that, I'll battle 'em all,

[01:51.60]I'll battle a mall

[01:52.60]

[01:53.14]I'll stand there

[01:53.74]and yell that at a wall

[01:54.80]Until the mannequin doll scatter

[01:56.15]and the inanimate o**ects

[01:57.65]That I'm battering all shatter and fall

[01:59.26]Cause I hear the track

[02:00.11]and I'm starting to get ******* amped

[02:01.43]I'mma spark plug,

[02:02.07]I'm like the car

[02:02.76]with the cables hooked up

[02:03.59]to my ******* back, I'm a Duracell

[02:05.10]But I sure as hell got it backwards

[02:06.47]cause y'all could get jumped

[02:07.39]And I'd catch the battery charge, but

[02:08.69]

[02:09.61]I got a hunch like your back

[02:10.77]when it's arching

[02:11.24]When I start attacking your squadron

[02:12.41]You'll feel like MasterCard

[02:13.30]when I'm charging

[02:14.00]So take a swipe at me,

[02:15.10]I'm coming straight at you

[02:16.25]Like Clay Matthews

[02:16.80]from the Green Bay Packers

[02:17.73]So get the sack of Wisconsin

[02:19.41]That's nutbag that I'm talking,

[02:20.73]who am I kidding?

[02:21.82]You *******s are all gonna do my bidding

[02:23.37]Don't get dragged to the auction

[02:24.75]Neiman Marcus,

[02:25.63]bags of Vuitton and all

[02:26.58]I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,

[02:28.27]just watch this

[02:29.22]Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass

[02:30.57]See how mad you act

[02:31.58]when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave

[02:33.13]In a ******* taxi cab to go shopping

[02:34.58]Affable guy next door is laughable

[02:36.18]My next whore's gonna

[02:37.40]have mechanical arms

[02:38.41]That'll jack me off

[02:39.24]with a lotion dispenser

[02:40.18]with a motion sensor

[02:41.30]No emotion hence

[02:42.03]I guess this sick ******* dies hard

[02:43.70]I got a Magic Johnson

[02:44.71]

[02:45.32]It's like a Magic Wand allows me

[02:46.74]to not let a blonde arouse me

[02:47.94]If Ronda Rousey was on the couch

[02:49.30]with the condoms out

[02:50.15]Holding a thousand Magnums

[02:51.25]at once to pounce me

[02:52.16]I'll laugh in response to

[02:53.06]how she dances and flaunts it around me

[02:54.51]Her flat little badonkadonk

[02:55.46]is bouncing around

[02:56.26]And all I see is Paulie Malign now,

[02:57.89]she's slaughterhouse in a blouse

[02:59.00]And Madonna with mud on her,

[03:00.33]God dammit I am misogynist

[03:01.60]I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,

[03:04.11]throw her off a balcony

[03:05.12]Just so happens she's fond of algae

[03:06.75]Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete

[03:08.81]Complete lack of responsibility

[03:10.74]Half you *******s ain't strong

[03:11.86]enough to pick up a spirit

[03:13.16]*******t, you fags couldn't shoplift

[03:14.46]at a thrift shop

[03:15.38]But I let the track lift 'em up,

[03:16.90]boost the energy

[03:17.56]Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,

[03:18.94]but my thing is this now

[03:20.23]Five-finger discount

[03:21.52]Been rapping so long

[03:22.60]I've been killing this *******t, it's easy

[03:24.08]Kidnapping your mom

[03:25.07]cause I'm still in this *******, thievery

[03:26.88]Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,

[03:28.64]Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit

[03:30.60](\"Em\") Paul was scared that

[03:31.68]if I went back to the blonde

[03:32.74]I might relapse, get on some bull*******t

[03:33.97]Perhaps I'll launch some cracker

[03:35.07]taunts at Action Bronson

[03:35.95]Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth

[03:37.87]And have some back and forths

[03:39.28]And record a wack response

[03:40.27]to Kendrick Lamar's \"Control\" verse

[03:41.84]And perform \"Fack\" in concert

[03:42.98]

[03:46.10]Yo, I put that *******t on a greatest hits album

[03:47.80]

[03:48.37]Now that was awesome

[03:49.17]It takes some massive *******

[03:50.15]to do some *******t like that

[03:51.80]Sometimes I have to ponder

[03:52.86]why people are like

[03:53.66](I'll stick around)

[03:55.41]And put up with my crap so long for

[03:57.19]What's the attraction, mama?

[03:58.11]Is it the fact that I'm a walking,

[04:00.08]talking, actual quadruple entendre

[04:02.03]Or the pointy nose

[04:03.15]that's pointing at you, mama?

[04:04.47]Who knows at this point,

[04:05.47]it's always poking so meh

[04:06.52]Still get along with this voice

[04:07.84]cause that's the monster

[04:08.70]So do-si-do with a sociopath,

[04:10.59]everyone who knows me knows that

[04:12.21]What they don't know is the fact Rihanna

[04:13.90]calls me Pinocchio, meh

[04:15.15]She loves the way I lie

[04:16.06]Sits on my face

[04:16.74]and waits for my nose to grow

[04:18.20]Pathological liar,

[04:20.17]oh, why am I such an *******

[04:22.19]That my disguise is pants,

[04:23.16]but they on fire

[04:24.51]So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna,

[04:27.06]cut the track off

[04:27.90]

[04:29.47]Sabotage Christmas,

[04:30.50]crap in your stocking

[04:31.39]I'm wrapping up all the presents

[04:32.63]In ******* camouflage

[04:33.73]so you can't even find 'em

[04:34.97]Jack Santa Claus,

[04:35.76]snap Rudolph's antlers off

[04:36.92]Wrap his schnoz in gauze

[04:38.14]bandage and blind him

[04:39.07]Blowing the head gasket at Bed,

[04:40.37]Bath and Beyond

[04:41.09]Put the basket back

[04:41.87]while the bath salt packets are gone, I

[04:44.11]Know you really tired of me

[04:45.10]sampling Billy Squier

[04:46.42]But classic rock acid rap is the genre

[04:48.48]Got Slash on guitar,

[04:49.38]spla*******ng Bizarre,

[04:50.27]Thrasher and Aerosmith

[04:51.45]And I'm a spectacular archer,

[04:52.85]feed count Dracula Chocula

[04:54.38]Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan

[04:56.59]Bandwagoners,

[04:57.39]I'm kicking the damn stragglers off

[04:58.65]