Asshole

Asshole文本歌词

作词 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto

作曲 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto

Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain

An a**hole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'

But don't think I ever stopped

To think that I was speaking to children

Everything was happening so fast

It was like I blinked—sold three million

Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous

'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin'

Like I am always under attack, man

I could have stacked my s**t list to the ceilin'

Women dishin' but really thinking

\"If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls

Like this I would kill him.\"

Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' s**t

But since when did this many people ever give a s**t

What I had to say? It's just my opinion

If it contradicts how I'm livin', put a d**k in your rear end

That's why every time you mentioned a lyric

I thanked you for it, for drawing more attention toward it

'Cause it gave me an enormous platform

I'm flattered you thought I was that important

But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect

And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed

Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out

Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde

It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out

'Cause I was tryin' to leave, no doubt

In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history

Think they know now, because everybody knows

Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole

Everywhere that you go

People wanna go home, everyone knows

Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

There's no place you can hide

You are just an a**hole

Everyone knows, everyone knows

Thanks for the support, a**hole!

Thanks for the support, a**hole!

Quit actin' salty! I was countin' on you to count me out

Ask Asher Roth when he round about

Dissed me to shout me out

Thought I was history, but Goddamn, honky

That compliment's like backhanding a donkey

Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth

Nah, I'm off him

But what the f**k is all this trash-talkin' about?

The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me

You knocked me down, I went down for the count

I fell, but the fans caught me, and now

You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me

To take my belt—word to Pacquiao

Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about

Better go in that ring and knock 'em out

Or you better not come out

It's poetry in motion

Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shakespeare

So what if the insults are revoltin'?

Even Helen Keller knows life stinks

You think it's a joke 'til you're bullet-riddled

But you should give little s**t what I think

This whole world is a mess

Gotta have a Goddamn vest on your chest

And a Glock just to go watch Batman

Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man

Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage

Rest of you got lap bands

Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts

And all those water bottles in Colorado

So get lost, Waldo! My soul's escapin'

Through this a**hole that is gapin'

A black hole, and I'm swallowin' this track whole

Better pack toilet paper, but I'm taking no crap, ho

Here I go down the Bat Pole

And I'm changing back into that old maniac

In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the back-door, retreatin'

'Cause everybody knows

Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole

Everywhere that you go

People wanna go home, everyone knows

Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

There's no place you can hide

You are just an a**hole

Everyone knows, everyone knows

Holy mackerel! I'm the biggest j**k on the planet Earth

I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull

For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull

Then screamed \"ICP in this b**ch!

How do f**kin' magnets work?\"

'Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable

Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical

I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical

Thinkin' some magical s**t's gonna happen, that ain't practical

You crackin' a joke, it's laughable

'Cause me and love's like a bad combination

I keep them feelings locked in a vault

So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable

My heart is truly guarded, full body armor

b**ch, you just need a helmet

'Cause if you think you're special, you're retarded

Thinkin' you're one of a kind

Like you got some platinum v***na

You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind

Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er

'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor

Been tryna hunt me down like a dog

'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent

'Cause all of my spare time is spent

On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'

Only women that I love are my daughters

But sometimes I rhyme

And it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther

So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line

It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent

I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents

And motherf**kin' Father Time, it ain't never gonna stop

A pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime

So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive

Poured my half empty glass in a cup

So now my cup has runneth over

And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothaf**kin' coaster

I'm going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky

And can't knock being rude off, so fear not, my dear

And dry up your teardrops, I'm here

White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird

If you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too

Shouldn't be a shock, because everybody knows

Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole

Everywhere that you go

People wanna go home, everyone knows

Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

There's no place you can hide

You are just an a**hole

Everyone knows, everyone knows

AssholeLRC歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto

[00:00.029] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto

[00:00.58]Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain

[00:03.52]An a**hole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'

[00:06.21]But don't think I ever stopped

[00:07.33]To think that I was speaking to children

[00:08.95]Everything was happening so fast

[00:09.93]It was like I blinked—sold three million

[00:11.65]Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous

[00:14.04]'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin'

[00:15.36]Like I am always under attack, man

[00:16.81]I could have stacked my s**t list to the ceilin'

[00:18.52]Women dishin' but really thinking

[00:20.14]\"If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls

[00:21.76]Like this I would kill him.\"

[00:23.35]Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' s**t

[00:25.45]But since when did this many people ever give a s**t

[00:27.97]What I had to say? It's just my opinion

[00:29.64]If it contradicts how I'm livin', put a d**k in your rear end

[00:31.33]That's why every time you mentioned a lyric

[00:33.86]I thanked you for it, for drawing more attention toward it

[00:36.49]'Cause it gave me an enormous platform

[00:38.11]I'm flattered you thought I was that important

[00:40.07]But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect

[00:42.57]And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed

[00:45.11]Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out

[00:47.28]Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde

[00:48.94]It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out

[00:50.87]'Cause I was tryin' to leave, no doubt

[00:52.37]In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history

[00:54.68]Think they know now, because everybody knows

[00:56.02]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole

[01:00.58]Everywhere that you go

[01:03.51]People wanna go home, everyone knows

[01:06.69]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

[01:09.09]There's no place you can hide

[01:14.51]You are just an a**hole

[01:16.41]Everyone knows, everyone knows

[01:19.53]Thanks for the support, a**hole!

[01:22.35]Thanks for the support, a**hole!

[01:24.10]Quit actin' salty! I was countin' on you to count me out

[01:26.32]Ask Asher Roth when he round about

[01:27.96]Dissed me to shout me out

[01:29.10]Thought I was history, but Goddamn, honky

[01:31.25]That compliment's like backhanding a donkey

[01:33.06]Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth

[01:34.72]Nah, I'm off him

[01:35.71]But what the f**k is all this trash-talkin' about?

[01:37.41]The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me

[01:39.49]You knocked me down, I went down for the count

[01:41.41]I fell, but the fans caught me, and now

[01:42.81]You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me

[01:45.60]To take my belt—word to Pacquiao

[01:46.79]Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about

[01:48.88]Better go in that ring and knock 'em out

[01:50.52]Or you better not come out

[01:51.96]It's poetry in motion

[01:53.28]Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shakespeare

[01:54.84]So what if the insults are revoltin'?

[01:57.29]Even Helen Keller knows life stinks

[01:58.94]You think it's a joke 'til you're bullet-riddled

[02:01.98]But you should give little s**t what I think

[02:03.06]This whole world is a mess

[02:04.38]Gotta have a Goddamn vest on your chest

[02:06.07]And a Glock just to go watch Batman

[02:07.99]Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man

[02:10.12]Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage

[02:12.38]Rest of you got lap bands

[02:13.74]Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts

[02:16.42]And all those water bottles in Colorado

[02:18.16]So get lost, Waldo! My soul's escapin'

[02:19.92]Through this a**hole that is gapin'

[02:21.24]A black hole, and I'm swallowin' this track whole

[02:23.72]Better pack toilet paper, but I'm taking no crap, ho

[02:26.45]Here I go down the Bat Pole

[02:27.83]And I'm changing back into that old maniac

[02:29.18]In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the back-door, retreatin'

[02:31.64]'Cause everybody knows

[02:34.90]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole

[02:37.04]Everywhere that you go

[02:39.66]People wanna go home, everyone knows

[02:43.19]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

[02:48.21]There's no place you can hide

[02:51.00]You are just an a**hole

[02:53.20]Everyone knows, everyone knows

[02:55.11]Holy mackerel! I'm the biggest j**k on the planet Earth

[02:57.58]I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull

[03:00.29]For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull

[03:02.17]Then screamed \"ICP in this b**ch!

[03:03.90]How do f**kin' magnets work?\"

[03:05.20]'Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable

[03:07.08]Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical

[03:09.04]I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical

[03:12.23]Thinkin' some magical s**t's gonna happen, that ain't practical

[03:14.88]You crackin' a joke, it's laughable

[03:17.08]'Cause me and love's like a bad combination

[03:19.13]I keep them feelings locked in a vault

[03:20.29]So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable

[03:22.62]My heart is truly guarded, full body armor

[03:24.60]b**ch, you just need a helmet

[03:25.98]'Cause if you think you're special, you're retarded

[03:28.20]Thinkin' you're one of a kind

[03:29.67]Like you got some platinum v***na

[03:31.29]You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind

[03:33.46]Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er

[03:35.38]'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor

[03:38.93]Been tryna hunt me down like a dog

[03:40.78]'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent

[03:42.93]'Cause all of my spare time is spent

[03:44.37]On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'

[03:46.66]Only women that I love are my daughters

[03:48.25]But sometimes I rhyme

[03:49.86]And it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it farther

[03:52.00]So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line

[03:54.68]It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent

[03:57.05]I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents

[03:58.82]And motherf**kin' Father Time, it ain't never gonna stop

[04:01.42]A pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime

[04:04.15]So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive

[04:06.46]Poured my half empty glass in a cup

[04:06.62]So now my cup has runneth over

[04:09.87]And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothaf**kin' coaster

[04:12.51]I'm going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky

[04:15.32]And can't knock being rude off, so fear not, my dear

[04:18.24]And dry up your teardrops, I'm here

[04:20.25]White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird

[04:22.43]If you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too

[04:24.91]Shouldn't be a shock, because everybody knows

[04:26.19]Everybody knows that you're just an a**hole

[04:30.13]Everywhere that you go

[04:33.01]People wanna go home, everyone knows

[04:35.06]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

[04:41.30]There's no place you can hide

[04:44.08]You are just an a**hole

[04:46.52]Everyone knows, everyone knows

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