Bagpipes From Baghdad文本歌词
作词 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo
作曲 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo
Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man
How can I describe the way I feel?
Fvxkin' great, man
Okay, let me see
How could I begin?
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch
Mariah, what's ever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up?
All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see, I never really asked for much
I can't imagine what's goin' through your mind after such
A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon, better back the fvxk up
I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk
This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk
Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk
And yeah, baby, I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean, I really want you bad, you cvnt
Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease?
For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's goin' through my mind
Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad—
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
I'm the Miracle Whip trickster
My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around
I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow
Man, what an ensemble!
What an assortment of pharma-ceuticals
This beautiful p1ll dust in my palm, my
Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle
Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fvxkin' Red Sonja
Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya, Norman
You're so fvxkin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't know what the fvxk you're doin'
I ain't playin' no fvxkin' more
Nick Cannon, you *****, I wish you luck with the fvxkin' whxre
Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachai
Made the motherfvxker suck on a shuck of corn
Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and
Told him it's fvxkin' on, man, what the fvxk are ya doin'?
You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower
Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease?
For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's goin' through my mind
Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag
In the bed with two brain-dead lesb1an vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you
T1tty-fvxkin' you 'til your brxxst n1pple flesh tickles my test1cles
Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
How's it goin', girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get?
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, sx1t
Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip
Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease?
For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's goin' through my mind
Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag
Oh, bagpipes from Baghdad
Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
Bagpipes From BaghdadLRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo
[00:18.390]Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man
[00:22.700]How can I describe the way I feel?
[00:27.660]Fvxkin' great, man
[00:30.950]Okay, let me see
[00:34.610]How could I begin?
[00:37.220]Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
[00:40.090]Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch
[00:42.650]Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
[00:44.660]And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch
[00:47.850]Mariah, what's ever happened to us?
[00:49.810]Why did we have to break up?
[00:51.090]All I asked for was a glass of punch
[00:52.920]You see, I never really asked for much
[00:54.850]I can't imagine what's goin' through your mind after such
[00:58.140]A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
[01:00.730]Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon, better back the fvxk up
[01:03.680]I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk
[01:05.880]This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk
[01:08.510]Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
[01:11.000]Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk
[01:13.630]And yeah, baby, I want another crack at ya
[01:16.250]You can beat me with any spatula that you want
[01:18.750]I mean, I really want you bad, you cvnt
[01:20.790]Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
[01:23.930]Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
[01:25.830]So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
[01:29.360]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:30.950]When will it ever cease?
[01:32.080]For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
[01:34.430]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:36.200]What's goin' through my mind
[01:37.350]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like
[01:39.650]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:41.220]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[01:43.340]'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my
[01:44.750]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:46.420]I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad—
[01:49.420]You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
[01:52.320]I'm the Miracle Whip trickster
[01:54.260]My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around
[01:57.570]I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow
[02:00.130]Man, what an ensemble!
[02:01.440]What an assortment of pharma-ceuticals
[02:03.480]This beautiful p1ll dust in my palm, my
[02:05.490]Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle
[02:08.000]Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
[02:10.530]I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
[02:12.980]The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fvxkin' Red Sonja
[02:15.570]Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya, Norman
[02:18.160]You're so fvxkin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
[02:20.430]You don't know what the fvxk you're doin'
[02:22.020]I ain't playin' no fvxkin' more
[02:23.430]Nick Cannon, you *****, I wish you luck with the fvxkin' whxre
[02:26.100]Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachai
[02:29.130]Made the motherfvxker suck on a shuck of corn
[02:31.220]Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan
[02:33.180]Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and
[02:35.190]Told him it's fvxkin' on, man, what the fvxk are ya doin'?
[02:37.720]You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower
[02:40.200]Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:41.590]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:43.260]When will it ever cease?
[02:44.410]For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
[02:46.550]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:48.430]What's goin' through my mind
[02:49.560]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like
[02:51.910]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:53.500]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[02:55.620]'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my
[02:57.080]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:58.670]I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag
[03:02.100]In the bed with two brain-dead lesb1an vegetables
[03:04.970]I bet you they become heterosexual
[03:07.480]Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you
[03:09.410]T1tty-fvxkin' you 'til your brxxst n1pple flesh tickles my test1cles
[03:12.670]Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
[03:14.820]How's it goin', girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
[03:17.480]You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
[03:19.880]Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
[03:22.470]I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
[03:25.160]When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get?
[03:27.640]Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with
[03:30.260]Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
[03:32.530]I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
[03:35.430]And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, sx1t
[03:38.690]Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip
[03:41.280]Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic
[03:43.530]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:45.330]When will it ever cease?
[03:46.450]For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least
[03:48.620]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:50.290]What's goin' through my mind
[03:51.520]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like
[03:53.820]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:55.380]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[03:57.530]'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my
[03:59.090]Bagpipes from Baghdad
[04:00.660]I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag
[04:04.030]Oh, bagpipes from Baghdad
[04:04.320]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:09.460]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:14.660]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:19.910]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah