Bagpipes From Baghdad

Bagpipes From Baghdad文本歌词

作词 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo

作曲 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo

Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man

How can I describe the way I feel?

Fvxkin' great, man

Okay, let me see

How could I begin?

Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch

Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch

Red wine for breakfast and for brunch

And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch

Mariah, what's ever happened to us?

Why did we have to break up?

All I asked for was a glass of punch

You see, I never really asked for much

I can't imagine what's goin' through your mind after such

A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk

Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon, better back the fvxk up

I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk

This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk

Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk

Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk

And yeah, baby, I want another crack at ya

You can beat me with any spatula that you want

I mean, I really want you bad, you cvnt

Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk

Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood

So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture

Bagpipes from Baghdad

When will it ever cease?

For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

Bagpipes from Baghdad

What's goin' through my mind

Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like

Bagpipes from Baghdad

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad—

You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture

I'm the Miracle Whip trickster

My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around

I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow

Man, what an ensemble!

What an assortment of pharma-ceuticals

This beautiful p1ll dust in my palm, my

Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle

Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma

I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya

The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fvxkin' Red Sonja

Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya, Norman

You're so fvxkin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy

You don't know what the fvxk you're doin'

I ain't playin' no fvxkin' more

Nick Cannon, you *****, I wish you luck with the fvxkin' whxre

Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachai

Made the motherfvxker suck on a shuck of corn

Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan

Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and

Told him it's fvxkin' on, man, what the fvxk are ya doin'?

You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower

Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad

Bagpipes from Baghdad

When will it ever cease?

For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

Bagpipes from Baghdad

What's goin' through my mind

Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like

Bagpipes from Baghdad

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag

In the bed with two brain-dead lesb1an vegetables

I bet you they become heterosexual

Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you

T1tty-fvxkin' you 'til your brxxst n1pple flesh tickles my test1cles

Is what I said to the two conjoined twins

How's it goin', girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?

You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment

Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip

I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip

When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get?

Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with

Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip

I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit

And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, sx1t

Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip

Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic

Bagpipes from Baghdad

When will it ever cease?

For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

Bagpipes from Baghdad

What's goin' through my mind

Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like

Bagpipes from Baghdad

Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my

Bagpipes from Baghdad

I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag

Oh, bagpipes from Baghdad

Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah

Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah

Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah

Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah

Bagpipes From BaghdadLRC歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo

[00:01.000] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Cruse Elizo

[00:18.390]Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man

[00:22.700]How can I describe the way I feel?

[00:27.660]Fvxkin' great, man

[00:30.950]Okay, let me see

[00:34.610]How could I begin?

[00:37.220]Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch

[00:40.090]Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch

[00:42.650]Red wine for breakfast and for brunch

[00:44.660]And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch

[00:47.850]Mariah, what's ever happened to us?

[00:49.810]Why did we have to break up?

[00:51.090]All I asked for was a glass of punch

[00:52.920]You see, I never really asked for much

[00:54.850]I can't imagine what's goin' through your mind after such

[00:58.140]A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk

[01:00.730]Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon, better back the fvxk up

[01:03.680]I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk

[01:05.880]This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk

[01:08.510]Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk

[01:11.000]Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk

[01:13.630]And yeah, baby, I want another crack at ya

[01:16.250]You can beat me with any spatula that you want

[01:18.750]I mean, I really want you bad, you cvnt

[01:20.790]Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk

[01:23.930]Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood

[01:25.830]So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture

[01:29.360]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[01:30.950]When will it ever cease?

[01:32.080]For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

[01:34.430]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[01:36.200]What's goin' through my mind

[01:37.350]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like

[01:39.650]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[01:41.220]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

[01:43.340]'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my

[01:44.750]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[01:46.420]I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad—

[01:49.420]You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture

[01:52.320]I'm the Miracle Whip trickster

[01:54.260]My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around

[01:57.570]I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow

[02:00.130]Man, what an ensemble!

[02:01.440]What an assortment of pharma-ceuticals

[02:03.480]This beautiful p1ll dust in my palm, my

[02:05.490]Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle

[02:08.000]Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma

[02:10.530]I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya

[02:12.980]The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fvxkin' Red Sonja

[02:15.570]Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya, Norman

[02:18.160]You're so fvxkin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy

[02:20.430]You don't know what the fvxk you're doin'

[02:22.020]I ain't playin' no fvxkin' more

[02:23.430]Nick Cannon, you *****, I wish you luck with the fvxkin' whxre

[02:26.100]Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachai

[02:29.130]Made the motherfvxker suck on a shuck of corn

[02:31.220]Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan

[02:33.180]Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and

[02:35.190]Told him it's fvxkin' on, man, what the fvxk are ya doin'?

[02:37.720]You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower

[02:40.200]Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad

[02:41.590]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[02:43.260]When will it ever cease?

[02:44.410]For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

[02:46.550]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[02:48.430]What's goin' through my mind

[02:49.560]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like

[02:51.910]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[02:53.500]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

[02:55.620]'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my

[02:57.080]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[02:58.670]I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag

[03:02.100]In the bed with two brain-dead lesb1an vegetables

[03:04.970]I bet you they become heterosexual

[03:07.480]Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you

[03:09.410]T1tty-fvxkin' you 'til your brxxst n1pple flesh tickles my test1cles

[03:12.670]Is what I said to the two conjoined twins

[03:14.820]How's it goin', girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?

[03:17.480]You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment

[03:19.880]Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip

[03:22.470]I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip

[03:25.160]When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get?

[03:27.640]Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with

[03:30.260]Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip

[03:32.530]I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit

[03:35.430]And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, sx1t

[03:38.690]Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip

[03:41.280]Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic

[03:43.530]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[03:45.330]When will it ever cease?

[03:46.450]For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

[03:48.620]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[03:50.290]What's goin' through my mind

[03:51.520]Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowin' up like

[03:53.820]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[03:55.380]Somebody turn the vacancy sign on

[03:57.530]'Cause I'm gone, blowin' on my

[03:59.090]Bagpipes from Baghdad

[04:00.660]I run the streets and act like a madman holdin' a Glad bag

[04:04.030]Oh, bagpipes from Baghdad

[04:04.320]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah

[04:09.460]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah

[04:14.660]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah

[04:19.910]Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah