Get You Mad

Get You Mad文本歌词

Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)

Mic check.. (My ************!)

Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)

Ffff-*******.. (My ************!) My nuts..

My attitude is worse than NWA's was

I'll battle you over stupid ************t and diss people

who ain't have ************t to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)

You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,

\"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!\" (WAIT!)

I look at my life in a new light -- ******* it

Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- ******* what you like

You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway

I'm just tryin to get my porno career started

Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+

************t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went

(* zipper sound *) \"Come on, let's go!\"

Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters

Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers

Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)

Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)

and make em come to your ba*******t and listen

(you're gonna ******* check this out)

Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus

and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)

Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'

\"Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!\"

Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?

Get the whitest A&R you can find

Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can

Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive

Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live

And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't

givin you ************t ************ - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)

Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin

cause I'm always ************ttin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)

Got a ******* from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth

my ******* broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)

Told Mya this ************t was all about me-ah (\"It's all about me..\")

Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea (\"You're a ************!\")

And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA

Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me ******* Aaliyah

(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath

Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh

White trash -- ******* your wife in the ass (\"Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!\")

While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your self-esteem

and you get dissed too bad (Yo why you diss me?)

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a buncha ************t you wished you had (A big ************!)

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad!\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!\" (Nurse! Nurse!)

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play

Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate

Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade

in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)

Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS

Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache

You talk a lotta ************t, but you was never ill though

I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow

Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)

Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half

Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+

And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)

The demon is here, steamin this year

I rip (*Mystikal's*) voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)

It's not a gimmick ************, it's an image I live it

Give a *******? I don't know what a ******* is to give it

\"Yeah I don't think this guy is well..\" I'm high as hell

I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

(* impersonating Method Man *)

I'll *******, I'll *******

Lay your nuts on the dresser

Just your ******* by itself

And bang them ************ts with a spiked bat

Cut your neck off and sew your head right back

And leave you like that

You just triggered the ******* who just mixed liquor

Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher

Reeves, I was teething with strep throat

while your mother was breastfeeding

And gave her the flesh-eating disease

I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees

and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans

(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines

Fla************n back to being shot and repeatin the scenes

on how you just got smoked, and if you do live

You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a fat ************ that you wished you had

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)

That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech

Sprayin wreck (************)

And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)

or a damn.. or a *******.. or a ************t

So suck my mother******* ************

Get You MadLRC歌词

Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)

Mic check.. (My ************!)

Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)

Ffff-*******.. (My ************!) My nuts..

My attitude is worse than NWA's was

I'll battle you over stupid ************t and diss people

who ain't have ************t to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)

You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,

\"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!\" (WAIT!)

I look at my life in a new light -- ******* it

Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- ******* what you like

You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway

I'm just tryin to get my porno career started

Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+

************t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went

(* zipper sound *) \"Come on, let's go!\"

Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters

Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers

Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)

Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)

and make em come to your ba*******t and listen

(you're gonna ******* check this out)

Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus

and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)

Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'

\"Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!\"

Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?

Get the whitest A&R you can find

Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can

Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive

Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live

And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't

givin you ************t ************ - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)

Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin

cause I'm always ************ttin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)

Got a ******* from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth

my ******* broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)

Told Mya this ************t was all about me-ah (\"It's all about me..\")

Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea (\"You're a ************!\")

And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA

Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me ******* Aaliyah

(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath

Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh

White trash -- ******* your wife in the ass (\"Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!\")

While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your self-esteem

and you get dissed too bad (Yo why you diss me?)

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a buncha ************t you wished you had (A big ************!)

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad!\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!\" (Nurse! Nurse!)

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play

Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate

Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade

in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)

Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS

Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache

You talk a lotta ************t, but you was never ill though

I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow

Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)

Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half

Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+

And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)

The demon is here, steamin this year

I rip (*Mystikal's*) voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)

It's not a gimmick ************, it's an image I live it

Give a *******? I don't know what a ******* is to give it

\"Yeah I don't think this guy is well..\" I'm high as hell

I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

(* impersonating Method Man *)

I'll *******, I'll *******

Lay your nuts on the dresser

Just your ******* by itself

And bang them ************ts with a spiked bat

Cut your neck off and sew your head right back

And leave you like that

You just triggered the ******* who just mixed liquor

Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher

Reeves, I was teething with strep throat

while your mother was breastfeeding

And gave her the flesh-eating disease

I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees

and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans

(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines

Fla************n back to being shot and repeatin the scenes

on how you just got smoked, and if you do live

You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a fat ************ that you wished you had

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"I can't listen to that song, that ************t's too sad\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)

That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech

Sprayin wreck (************)

And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)

or a damn.. or a *******.. or a ************t

So suck my mother******* ************