The Real Slim Shady 
Last One Standing My Fault文本歌词
(from Celebrity Deathmatch Soundtrack)
Eminem as Susan (the girl)
Eminem as Dave
Eminem as John
Eminem as Ron
Chorus: repeat 2XI never meant to give you mushrooms girlI never meant to bring you to my worldNow you sitting in the corner cryingAnd now it's my fault my faultI went to John's rave with Ron and DaveAnd met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shavedA nurse aid who came to get laid and tied upWith first aid tape and raped on the first dateSusan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from HoustonWho love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!)I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on itWe can double the mushrooms and minus the sausageI'm allergic to fungus
Come on Sue, that's nonsenseWho's at the door?? Pizza man!Who ordered pizza? Wasn't it yours? Nuh uhIf you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it
Shutup Susan I'll pick em off itOh hell, I might as well try it, I'll be alrightSusan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!Chorus: 1st repeat Em says \"I'm sorry!\" at the end2nd repeat same as original Chorus\"Yo Sue!\"Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin majorI just wanted to make you appreciate flavorSusan, stop cryin, I don't hate yaI'm sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangersSo what they locked you in the attic in your dad's house?That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz outShe said,Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, \"You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!\"\"Would you put it down you're startin to scare me\"She said,I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ateChorus: 1st repeat Em says \"Whoops!\" after first lineAnd \"It was an accident!\" at the end2nd repeat same as original ChorusSusan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be carefulLeave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongueWant some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumbI'll be right back just chill baby please?I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies\"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?\"He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
\"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulanceThere's a girl upstairs talkin to plantsChoppin her hair off, and there's only two days left Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?\"Well it depends on how many pieces she ate
Just one, with double mushrooms by mistakeNow she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives\"She's gonna die dude
\"I know and it's my fault!\"My god!!!
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says \"I'm sorry!\" after second lineAnd \"What do I do?\" at the end2nd repeat same as original ChorusMy God, I'm so sorry!I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!I know you're not dead!